A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon
full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation
dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep the crowds back," said
one youngster.
A third child brought the argument to a close."They
use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire
hydrant."
These Chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at
a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian
decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives
it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation
desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian
decides that the chickens desire another three books and
gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon,
approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say,
'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little
suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they
request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town,
and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not
wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing
the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
"Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
Manage Your Stress
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp,cool,mountain air.
No one knows your secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called
"the world"
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air
with cascade of serenity.The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person you're
holding under the water.
There now......Feeling better???
Hey friends! If you have any jokes to share, do share
it with us and email it to SCDF_NCDCC_Staff@scdf.gov.sg
and attention to LCP Saifulhakim. You may just see your
joke being published here in our website!
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